Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise the Lord.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject