It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

Rumor is like bees; the more you fight them the more you don't get rid of them.