There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject
It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.