...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Experience is a grindstone; and it is lucky for us, if we can get brightened by it, and not ground.

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do.

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.