...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our greatest obstacle.

When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.

Society is composed of slow Christians and wide-awake sinners.