...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

Successful writers learn at last what they should learn at first,--to be intelligently simple.

Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths.

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as soon as the fog blows off, you are gone anyhow.