...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite