The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

The soul has more diseases than the body.

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.