The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his pedigree.

Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.