Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
Josh BillingsMen of genius are like eagles, they live on what they kill, while men of talents are like crows, they live on what has been killed for them.
Josh BillingsIt is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.
Josh Billings