When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.