When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

Every man should know something of law; if he knows enough to keep out of it, he is a pretty good lawyer.

Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have it just alike.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.