I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.
Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject