Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Selfish people, with no heart to speak of, have the best time of it.
I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.