Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
Method is the arithmetic of success.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.
There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.