Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.
When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.
Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you.