Wise men have but few confidants, and cunning ones none.

People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.

I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.