When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return.

Silence is a still noise.

The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

I hold that a man has as much right to spell a word as it is pronounced as he has to pronounce it the way it ain't spelled.

Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.