I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.
Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others.