Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Peace is the soft and holy shadow that virtue casts.

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.

The soul has more diseases than the body.