Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

There is no limit to the vanity of this world. Each spoke in the wheel thinks the whole strength of the wheel depends upon it.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.