Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
You cannot analyze a kiss any more than you can dissect the fragrance of flowers.
It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better.
It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.