The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
It's not what we don't know that prevents us from succeeding; it's what we know that just ain't so that is our greatest obstacle.