It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you.

Ill-nature is a sort of running sore of the disposition.

Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.