It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.