There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you.
If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.