Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
The books are balanced in heaven, not here.
Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.