You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...

I think looks do matter on television.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.