I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.