Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

As far as people communicating with each other well I think that listening is important. You know really trying to read between the lines of what some body is saying and trying to read their mind a little bit where there at because most people don't really say what they're feeling. Which is the bones of great literature.

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.