Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.