I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

As far as people communicating with each other well I think that listening is important. You know really trying to read between the lines of what some body is saying and trying to read their mind a little bit where there at because most people don't really say what they're feeling. Which is the bones of great literature.

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.