I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.

I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday Times. You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review...even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.