You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.