I've been through many years of psychotherapy, psycho-drama, I've taken risks in my life. I've had trials and tribulations just like every body else. You have to really think about who you are. You can't just go through life and sail threw.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.