I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.