I don't want to do just a liberal show.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other things on my plate I want to do — I’ve been writing a play, I’ve been neglecting my standup.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.