He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.