He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.