He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.