He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

It's not interesting enough if you don't know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and talk to people who care about you. And you need to have people who will have your back.