Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

It's your life; live it well.

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.