Judy Sheindlin Quotes

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

It's your life; live it well.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.