Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.