There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.