Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.