If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.