I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books
I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me
I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.
The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.
The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.
It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.