The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.