The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke