A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did