A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

It's a wise thing to hold back.

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.