I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.