The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see
It's a wise thing to hold back.
I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house.
I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are.
The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.
I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity