I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

It's a wise thing to hold back.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did