I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me

My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago.

I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence

It's a wise thing to hold back.