A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame.

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood than growing old gracefully.

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

It's received wisdom that the English are uniquely child-unfriendly.

Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good; when they enter a spa or salon, it is purely a hair/nails thing, a prelude to an evening of guilt-free fun.

When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to watching sport.