The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.

People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don't know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she's a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don't ignore what you hear.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.