What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.