You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
Justin HalpernOh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.
Justin HalpernI just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
Justin HalpernThe baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.
Justin Halpern