I just want silence... Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.

When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.