That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
Justin HalpernNo, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.
Justin HalpernOn My First Driving Lesson โFirst things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?โฆOkay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car thatโs not moving makes you an asshole.
Justin HalpernI kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win.
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