Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.

Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime.

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

The most incomprehensible talk comes from people who have no other use for language than to make themselves understood.

Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.

It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean.

I can say with pride that I have spent days and nights not reading anything, and that with unflagging energy I use every moment toacquire gradually an encyclopedic lack of education.