A great deal of learning can be packed into an empty head.

I have drawn from the well of language many a thought which I do not have and which I could not put into words.

Nothing is more horrible than my self in the mirror of hysteria. Nothing is more vulgar than my style in the hands of another. Toimitate me is to punish me.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.

In Berlin, things are serious but not hopeless. In Vienna, they are hopeless but not serious.

My readers think that I write for the day because my writings are based on the day. So I shall have to wait until my writings are obsolete. Then they may acquire timeliness.