A great deal of learning can be packed into an empty head.

It is the mission of the press to disseminate intellect and at the same time destroy receptivity to it.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks.

Anesthesia: wounds without pain. Neurasthenia: pain without wounds.