Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.

It so often happened to me that someone who shared my opinion kept the larger share for himself that I am now forewarned and offer people only ideas.

There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.

To have no ideas and being able to express them is the essence of journalism.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

One of the most widespread diseases is diagnosis.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.