Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

I find a woman's point of view much grander and finer than a man's.

If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

If you lead a public life, people are much more on to you than you think.