Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.

I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

I suppose we all share this pipe-dream of being able to reach out a hand and find anything at will; what is amazing is that we think that good filing could somehow make it comes true. On the contrary: putting a letter into a filing system is like releasing your ferret in the Hampton Court maze.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.