Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

The case against censoring anything is absolute: ... nothing that could be censored can be so bad in its effects, in the long run, as censorship itself.

Spring makes everything look filthy.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask for sex even when they really want conversation.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.