I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.

The case against censoring anything is absolute: ... nothing that could be censored can be so bad in its effects, in the long run, as censorship itself.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.