Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.

I blame Rousseau, myself. "Man is born free", indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.